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Hemispherotomy Revised: A complication overview and a systematic review meta-analysis.
Karagianni et al., Brain Spine 2023
DOI: 10.1016/j.bas.2023.101766
Oh, What a Time to Be Alive (and Cutting Brains in Half)!
Once upon a time, hemispherectomy was the new kid on the block for treating that pesky catastrophic epilepsy. But, gasp, it was kind of a risky business. Fast forward to today, and we’re all about reevaluating this brain-banishing act with a fine-tooth comb because, you know, we’ve got nothing better to do.
Enter our heroic systematic review and meta-analysis, PRISMA-compliant, of course, because we’re fancy like that. We scoured the depths of PubMed, Scopus, and Web of Science until December 2022, because who needs a social life when you have medical databases?
Drumroll, please… We found 37 studies! The mortality rate for this brain-tossing fiesta? A mere 5%. But wait, there’s more! If you opted for the full monty, hemispherectomy, your odds were 7%, while the lite version, hemispherotomy, was a bargain at 3%. And, because we’re all about progress, the mortality rate has plummeted from a terrifying 32% to a “that’s not so bad” 2% over the last three decades.
But wait, there’s a catch! Post-op complications included the ever-popular aseptic meningitis and/or fever in a cool 33%, hydrocephalus with the bonus of shunt insertion in 16%, and the joy of hematoma evacuation and subgaleal effusion each at an exciting 8%. Infections? Only 11%—practically a clearance sale! And for the lucky 11%, a shiny new cranial nerve deficit. Plus, a whopping 28% got to experience the thrill of a blood transfusion.
In conclusion, our analysis is like a fairy godmother proclaiming that hemispherotomy, with a little help from its friend neuroanesthesia, is now a “safe” procedure. So, let’s all have a round of applause for the evolution of brain-slicing!