Discover how the ancient technique of hypophysectomy is being revisited in modern medicine to offer new hope for patients suffering from intractable cancer-related pain, as explored in our latest systematic review.
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Everything old is new again. revisiting hypophysectomy for the treatment of refractory cancer-related pain: a systematic review.
Almeida et al., Neurosurg Rev 2024
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https://doi.org/10.1007/s10143-024-02347-7
Oh, the joy of discovering that after throwing the kitchen sink of opioids, NSAIDs, and antidepressants at cancer-related pain, we’re still not quite there. Enter the world of hypophysectomy, a word that sounds like it was invented during a particularly dull moment in a medical conference. But fear not, for our intrepid researchers have scoured the depths of PubMed and Scielo databases to bring us the thrilling tale of using hypophysectomy to treat the kind of pain that just won’t quit.
They meticulously extracted data like it was a rare mineral, detailing everything from the design of the studies to the volume of alcohol injected (because, apparently, that’s crucial). In this grand adventure, 735 patients were the brave souls who underwent hypophysectomy in hopes of finding relief from their relentless torment. The treatments read like a menu from a very niche restaurant: NALP, TSS, RF, Y90 brachytherapy, Gamma Knife radiosurgery (GK), and the ever-chilling cryoablation.
The average age of these intrepid patients was 58.5 years, and they were followed up for an average of 8.97 months, during which time they presumably pondered the meaning of life and why they agreed to be part of this. Good pain relief was achieved in 557 out of 735 patients, which sounds impressive until you remember that these are people who were in so much pain they agreed to have part of their brain messed with.
Pain improvement onset times varied from “I swear it was immediate” to “I could have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.” And, because no good deed goes unpunished, complications arose, with diabetes insipidus (DI) taking the lead because who doesn’t want to add unquenchable thirst to their list of woes?
In a twist that surprises absolutely no one, radiosurgery emerges as a beacon of hope, boasting a high success rate and fewer complications. Because, of course, zapping things with radiation is always the answer. So, let’s raise our glasses to hypophysectomy, the forgotten hero in the saga of cancer-related pain management. May it live long and prosper, or at least until the next big thing comes along.