Oh, What a Novel Idea: Actually Researching Facial Feminization and Masculinization!

Brace yourselves, folks, because it seems the medical community has finally noticed that transgender patients might just have their own unique needs when it comes to facial surgery. Who would’ve thought, right? In a groundbreaking move that’s only taken, oh, forever, some intrepid researchers have decided to dive into the vast, uncharted waters of the National Library of Medicine database (PubMed) to scrounge up whatever scraps of info exist on gender-affirming facial surgeries.

And what did these modern-day Magellans find? Well, they’ve unearthed the shocking revelation that men and women tend to have different facial features. Gasp! They’ve even gone so far as to discuss the mystical proportions of the face, where the ideal manly visage is apparently a perfect geometric rectangle (1:1:1 ratio, because symmetry is so in right now), while the quintessential feminine face is a heart shape, complete with high cheekbones and a jawline that tapers to a point.

But wait, there’s more! These daring explorers didn’t stop at mere bone structure. They’ve also considered the oh-so-important skin quality and the wild card of hormonal therapy. Because, you know, transitioning involves more than just a nip here and a tuck there.

So, for all you aesthetic physicians out there eagerly waiting for someone to tell you how to provide the best care for your transitioning patients, this study is your new bible. Follow its wisdom, and you too can sculpt a face that aligns with your patient’s gender identity. Just remember, it’s only taken us until the 21st century to start figuring this out. Progress!