Discover the untapped potential for advance care planning in prisons as we delve into a groundbreaking survey of state correctional health care providers, highlighting a unique collaboration opportunity in the realm of palliative care.
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A Survey of State Correctional Health Care Providers on Advance Care Planning: Opportunity for Collaboration With Corrections.
O’Conner-Von et al., Am J Hosp Palliat Care 2024
DOI: 10.1177/10499091241226638
Oh, What a Surprise: Prisons Aren’t Great at Elder Care
Who would have thought that the slammer isn’t the ideal retirement home? In a shocking revelation that will absolutely floor you, a study has found that state prisons are about as well-equipped to handle aging and dying inmates as a toddler is to perform open-heart surgery. A whopping 22% of state-level prison health care professionals graced us with their insights via a survey, which is just the level of enthusiasm you’d expect from people inundated with requests to fill out forms.
The respondents, averaging a spry 52 years of age, mostly female, Caucasian, and with a penchant for the correctional system ambiance for over 8 years, have revealed some jaw-dropping stats. Nearly half of these angels in scrubs are registered nurses, and they’ve reported—brace yourselves—that most prisons don’t have a dedicated end-of-life care program. But hey, 11% offer a peer-care program, so that’s almost like having a professional, right?
On the bright side, two-thirds of these facilities are kind enough to let you pick a health care agent—because nothing says “I trust you with my life” like choosing someone in a place where you’re referred to by a number. And guess who’s most likely to help you fill out your health care directive? If you guessed the prison physician, give yourself a pat on the back!
It’s clear that the situation is as complex as a Rubik’s Cube being solved by a cat. The study’s authors suggest that maybe, just maybe, it’s time to look into minor details like staff education, ethics guidelines, compassionate release, and advance care planning. And they propose a novel idea: getting hospice and palliative care professionals to join the prison party and educate everyone on how to not make dying in prison completely miserable.
So, in conclusion, if you’re planning your golden years and considering the clink as a viable option, you might want to rethink your retirement plan. Unless, of course, you enjoy the idea of a less-than-golden end-of-life experience.