Explore the intriguing phenomenon of delayed remission in hemifacial spasms post-microvascular decompression and its pivotal role in determining the timing for potential revision surgery.
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Delayed complete remission of hemifacial spasms following microvascular decompression and the implications for optimal time of revision surgery.
Nunta-Aree et al., Acta Neurochir (Wien) 2024
DOI: 10.1007/s00701-024-05891-9
Oh, the Wonders of Waiting: A Tale of Twitchy Faces and Time
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Microvascular Decompression (MVD), 100 brave souls ventured forth to banish the pesky dragon known as Hemifacial Spasm (HFS). These spasms, much like uninvited party guests, were caused by the overzealous blood vessels cozying up to the facial nerve.
In the immediate aftermath of this epic battle (read: surgery), 67 of our heroes emerged victorious, their faces as calm as a still lake. But alas, 33 still twitched and flickered like a poorly wired neon sign. Yet, as the pages of the calendar turned, a miraculous 26 of these twitchy warriors found peace, with the median ceasefire occurring at a leisurely 9.1 months. In the end, 86 could sip their tea without splashing it in their eyes.
But wait, there’s more! A thrilling 7 faced the dragon’s wrath once more as the beast returned, and another 7 continued their twitchy existence. The crystal ball (a.k.a. statistical analysis) revealed that those with a vice-like grip of the blood vessels on their nerves, those favoring their left profile, and the seasoned veterans of the twitch (suffering for 3+ years) were more likely to see the light at the end of the twitchy tunnel.
And let’s not forget the 11% who briefly joined the ranks of the partially paralyzed. Fear not, for their tales ended with a full recovery, much like a Hollywood movie.
In conclusion, dear readers, if you find yourself fresh out of MVD and still twitching, don’t rush back to the operating table. Patience is a virtue, and sometimes, time itself is the healer. So, sit back, relax, and give it a year or three. Your face might just thank you.